It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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