Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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