Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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