Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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