I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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