I want to make a zoo with you.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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