She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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