we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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