Got a toothbrush?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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