I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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