how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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