i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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