Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
love makes seman taste better
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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