You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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