It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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