Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
