I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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