girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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