Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Best friends brother. Beat that.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
