So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
