White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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