Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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