So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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