yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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