is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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