living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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