You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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