It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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