Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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