Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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