He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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