I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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