Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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