question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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