Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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