And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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