can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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