Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So vagazzling was a success
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