Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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