can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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