Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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