Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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