He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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