Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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