Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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