i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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