3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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