i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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