Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i out mim tonsoeep
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