Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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