Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
God I need to hump something, right now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
